March 29, 2014

Today, Luigi went ice-skating with Patrick Star. It was fun, but then Sunflower fell on her face and broke all her teeth. So she had to go to the hospital where Jack Sparrow was the doctor. Jack Sparrow gave her wooden dentures and a party hat, and suddenly, Marshmallow came in with Goofy and the entire hospital was resonating with "GAWRSH!"

Meanwhile, Herobrine and Codex hold up Katniss Everdeen and steal her dog. But the dog turned out to be Chuck Norris and they died of pure awesomeness. But then Batman comes by in his Batmobile, and he and Chuck drive to the moon and enjoy free cheese for the rest of their lives while a cow orbits around the moon. Suddenly, a spaceship comes by, and the Angry Birds blow up the moon.

Finally, when the city began to settle in for the night, Goofy and Peashooter start breaking into people's houses and yelling out loud, "GAWRSH!" Suddenly, Donald Duck appeared and held up Goofy, but then he exploded, and everyone lived happily ever after.