April 4th, 2014

Codex went to Mexico because he wanted to. But then he fell ill with ugliness, so he went to see a Mexican doctor, but then the doctor turned out to be ExplodingTNT, and he had Goofy as a nurse. Goofy said, "GAWRSH!" And suddenly, everyone (except for Goofy) died.

Meanwhile, Sir Max was building with LEGO bricks in his house when the Dancing Banana came to visit him. So they danced to 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time' and ate the LEGO bricks. Finally, after 2 hours of 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time', Chuck Norris came out of nowhere and said, "Hi." Suddenly, the world turned into a giant Goofy head and said, "GAWRSH!"

April 1st, 2014

Today was April Fool's Day, so there is no post.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

Signed,
Master Loopy Bananamuffin
Founder and President of Epic City YOLO

March 29, 2014

Today, Luigi went ice-skating with Patrick Star. It was fun, but then Sunflower fell on her face and broke all her teeth. So she had to go to the hospital where Jack Sparrow was the doctor. Jack Sparrow gave her wooden dentures and a party hat, and suddenly, Marshmallow came in with Goofy and the entire hospital was resonating with "GAWRSH!"

Meanwhile, Herobrine and Codex hold up Katniss Everdeen and steal her dog. But the dog turned out to be Chuck Norris and they died of pure awesomeness. But then Batman comes by in his Batmobile, and he and Chuck drive to the moon and enjoy free cheese for the rest of their lives while a cow orbits around the moon. Suddenly, a spaceship comes by, and the Angry Birds blow up the moon.

Finally, when the city began to settle in for the night, Goofy and Peashooter start breaking into people's houses and yelling out loud, "GAWRSH!" Suddenly, Donald Duck appeared and held up Goofy, but then he exploded, and everyone lived happily ever after.